XI BLAKWIDOW HOPE SPOT: The heel is beating the crap out of the babyface, but the good girl comes back and gets a little offense before the heel stops her and goes back on the offense. [...] JOBBING: Being on the losing end in a match where the winner and loser is decided in the locker room before the show. [...] I often think about the sweat, the pain, and all 1 BLAKWIDOW the miles on the road that lead up to whatever black curtain I happen to be waiting behind on a given night. [...] By the time I was done charging and stalking about the ring, the ref had all but dived to the canvas to avoid getting pasted in the head with my flag. [...] I yelled, "No! No!" When the moment was right I mumbled, "Now." C. G. jerked on the rope and I came up over the top, ass over elbows, and ended up in the ring flat on my back.
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- CaOOCEL
- Dewey Decimal Classification Number
- 796.812/092
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- Issued as part of the desLibris books collection
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- 9781459307988 155022431
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- GV1196.S76
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- A3 2000eb
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- 1 electronic text (xvi, 240 p.)
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- Canada
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Table of Contents
- TABLE OF CONTENTS 6
- FOREWORD: BY WALTER "KILLER" KOWALSKI 8
- GLOSSARY 9
- INTRODUCTION: THE BLACK CURTAIN 18
- CHAPTER ONE: THE ROCKING CHAIR TEST 34
- CHAPTER TWO: "SORRY, WE AREN'T SET UP FOR GIRLS" 41
- CHAPTER THREE: "CALL ME WALTER" 46
- CHAPTER FOUR: YOU'LL MAKE ME A STAR? 59
- CHAPTER FIVE: I HATE BIG RUSTY TRUCKS 73
- CHAPTER SIX: "YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SMALL-TITTED WHORE" 83
- CHAPTER SEVEN: "AMANDA, YOU DUMB BROAD!" 101
- CHAPTER EIGHT: "JESUS, TONY, SHE AIN'T GOT NO TITS!" 118
- CHAPTER NINE: "DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE A LITTLE STIFF WITH THE PUNCH" 131
- CHAPTER TEN: WEIRDOPALOOZA.COM 148
- CHAPTER ELEVEN: "I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HURT!" 160
- CHAPTER TWELVE: "YOU'RE LOOKING AT MY ASS, AREN'T YOU?" 173
- CHAPTER THIRTEEN: NOT THE LOCAL CABLE ACCESS 190
- CHAPTER FOURTEEN: "NO SHOW TONITE!" 207
- CHAPTER FIFTEEN: MALE CREDIBILITY 215
- CHAPTER SIXTEEN: "OBEY MY VOICE YOUNG DEMON" 224
- CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: MY SIX WEEKS AS A "WRESTLING SUPERSTAR" 229
- CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: "GET OUT THERE!" 237
- CHAPTER NINETEEN: BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT 243
- EPILOGUE: SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE #13: HIRE ME VINCE! 251